Cakesauce

yum.
  • teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
  • me: winged eyeliner

emorenita:

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

*will make me rich and famous one day

fuckyeah1990s:

"The problem with Leo is he’s prettier than most of the actresses in his films" - Mark Wahlberg


Reblogging this in honor of my sister-in-laws crush

fuckyeah1990s:

"The problem with Leo is he’s prettier than most of the actresses in his films" - Mark Wahlberg

Reblogging this in honor of my sister-in-laws crush

(Source: dee-caprio, via lipstickstainedlove)







I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away  now it’s fucking hilarious

IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING

OMG I’M SO DONE

The dog’s just like…… dafuq?

I’m so done

I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing

(Source: onlylolgifs, via lipstickstainedlove)

Date a boy who makes you happy, but marry him only if he makes you laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt your ribs as they expand outwards. Date him when he sees that you’re hurting and he gives you a moment to feel that pain like a handprint spreading across your consciousness, marry him only if he can make you smile even while you’re gross sobbing. The world is not a kind place. You will feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are with someone who makes it all bearable. Humor is an excellent gauge of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find someone who makes the banal interesting.